RAINBOWS:

New York rivals San Fransisco in being the faggiest city on earth and of course we have a selection for you immoral, strange, and possibly sick individuals who plays with the other team. You know you! You know who you are! We heard the closet door! While our intentions were straightly straight when getting these things, we would let you have these things even with your degenerate intentions in mind.

All That the Rain Promises...
American Whistle