{"title":"Jazzo","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFinally I have made what I have been doing for a long time for myself available to the few of you whose thoughts around electronics are similar to mine. Appliances invading our spaces are so ugly for no good reason. Industrial design that doesn't burn my eyes is few and far between, they can't all be a Dieter! ( And even Herr Rams gets dull at times ). So, here's what I came up with until the world of electronics understands that 'slick' is not for every child, woman, and man but fun is for all.\" - MR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"kecho","title":"Jazzo Sphere","description":"\u003cp\u003e3\" x 3\" x 3\"\u003cbr\u003eElectronics, chemicals, sweat, paint\u003cbr\u003eCHINA (I THINK)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's amazing what these little voice assistants can do. Order home delivery, tell you the mileage of your last car, offer to sell you another voice assistant - among thousands of other useful things. Personally, I use it for the mundane: playing music, setting a cooking timer, and converting between metric and inferior units of measurements. I have asked when next high tide is and Alexa duly replied. I should be able to live without it but I don't want to. Yet, I don't want to host a hunk of colorless molded plastic pretending to be a savvy designed object. So, with some inspiration from my teens, M. Margiela, and Tom Sachs, I present to you a less disgraceful voice blob, the Amazon Echo in full form yet decorated to become something more. I can imagine it in bed with you! - MR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #05c905;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is a fully functional Amazon Echo Dot (5th gen). Just bettered.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff2a00;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAs this item is hand done every one is slightly different of course, however, white and red are what I'm into right now.  Made to order, but it's fastish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KIOSK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44747302305951,"sku":"","price":136.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/2901\/products\/PXL_20221209_202314411.jpg?v=1703689710"},{"product_id":"jazzo-tv-v1-0-0-rc1","title":"Jazzo TVision","description":"\u003cp\u003e32\"  \u003cbr\u003eRare-earth metals, copper, plastics, chems, and paint.\u003cbr\u003eCHINA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy on earth are TV's so ugly? And why do we have to stare at a square black hole, when holes usually imply a round-ish shape and are really sad things to get sucked into - mind or body.  I have done here what I did many, many years ago with a found TV: I applied a hand touch and made it, what I believe to be, nicer. I added just a few simple things: doors on the front to open and close, a white paint wash, a few magnets in the right place and a splatter of red, plus a plasti-dipped cord. Now what was once an endless tunnel of darkness looks rather friendly to me. When the doors are closed and the TV is playing on mute, the unit acts as a light source and dare I say, resembles art. The remote hangs on the back. It's Roku-powered, which is a pretty damn good platform for watching Netflix, HSN, or 70's erotica. Yep, I take a huge premium to do what you yourself should have done forever, but it arrives numbered and signed by someone.  I think it's a televisionary idea. - MR\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #05c905;\"\u003eThis is a fully functional Full HD Smartypants (ROKU - which I find the best smarty option) Working Television. Just bettered. Don't hesitate to ask for a different model!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003eAs this item is hand done every one is slightly different, however, red and white is my current love language. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eExpect some small manufacturing and procrastination delays before it's delivered and you finally set up in your lav\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KIOSK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44747302338719,"sku":"","price":386.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/2901\/products\/PXL_20221209_212702010.jpg?v=1703689732"},{"product_id":"jazzo-puck-1","title":"Jazzo Puck","description":"\u003cp\u003e3\" x 3\" x 1.5\"\u003cbr\u003eElectronics, chemicals, sweat, paint\u003cbr\u003eCHINA (I THINK)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's amazing what these little voice assistants can do. Order home delivery, tell you the mileage of your last car, offer to sell you another voice assistant - among thousands of other useful things. Personally, I use it for the mundane: playing music, setting a cooking timer, and converting between metric and inferior units of measurements. I have asked when next high tide is and Alexa duly replied. I should be able to live without it but I don't want to. Yet, I don't want to host a hunk of colorless molded plastic pretending to be a savvy designed object. So, with some inspiration from my teens, M. Margiela, and Tom Sachs, I present to you a less disgraceful voice blob, the Amazon Echo in full form yet decorated to become something more. I can imagine it in bed with you! - MR\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #05c905;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is a fully functional Amazon Echo Dot (4th gen). Just bettered.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"color: #ff2a00;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003eAs this item is hand done every one is slightly different of course, however, white and red are what I'm into right now.  Made to order, but it's fastish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KIOSK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44747302404255,"sku":"","price":96.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/2901\/products\/PXL_20221209_201356281.jpg?v=1703689753"},{"product_id":"jazzo-java","title":"Jazzo Java","description":"\u003cp\u003e 3\" x 3\" x 1.5\"\u003cbr\u003eElectronics, chemicals, sweat, paint\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCHINA (I THINK)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe faux brushed steel look of the Cuisinart coffee grinder really bothered me, sitting \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ein\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e my gaze every morning while I starred intensely on the coffee \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ezone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. I couldn't take that logo on the terrible material, but the grinder itself - well - grinds coffee really OK. I used to paint my appliances and unsightly things decades ago, so what else could I do but take comfort in the brush and I went for it. - MR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #05c905;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis is an actual grinder. Just bettered.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAs this item is hand done every one is slightly different of course, however, white and red are what I'm into right now.  Made to order, but it's fastish.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"KIOSK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44747302437023,"sku":"","price":116.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/2901\/products\/PXL_20221209_134546187.jpg?v=1703689760"},{"product_id":"jazzo-six","title":"Jazzo Six","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eElectronics, chemicals, sweat, paint\u003cbr\u003eCHINA (I THINK)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou need some power! We all need it to power through the day. I get sapped of power when the strip delivering it is black or white shiny plastic, like they all are. I try to hide them behind furniture, in boxes, throwing dirty underwear on them - anything to keep the unsightly unsightlyness away from my view. So I started to decorate them slightly. Just enough to not be a statement, but duller and a little splash of color makes my day just a little better. Believe me when I say that my smile is broader when I plug in my electrical crap in this strip. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #80ff00;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis is an actual powerstrip. Just bettered.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003eAs this item is hand done every one is slightly different of course, however, white and red are what I'm into right now.  Made to order, but it's fastish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KIOSK","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44747302469791,"sku":"","price":66.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/2901\/products\/PXL_20221209_212138031.jpg?v=1703689764"}],"url":"https:\/\/archive.kioskkiosk.com\/collections\/jazzo.oembed","provider":"KIOSK ARCHIVE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}